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Amazing Facts : It can happen only in Indian Movies

2009-06-05T21:55:00.000-07:00

It can happen only in Indian Movies by Husnalinfo

Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony : Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen! something that office team will be interested in)

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well, well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways. Since when did they start flying international?

Raja: Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri Dixit. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call an autofill!

Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an electrical technology thesis by B L Theraja. What an electrifying interest!

Have a nice time!!!

Google search tricks

2009-05-18T03:05:00.000-07:00

Not every one is advance user of internet when it comes to internet we find so many things but unable to get it all if we try these techniques we will be expertiese in google

Search Techniques Improving your search strategy

Undertaking research is a lot more than typing a few words into a database or search engine, and looking at the results. Sometimes you get thousands and thousands of hits, sometimes the results don’t match what you want, and on other occasions you can’t find anything at all. It’s too easy to spend hours going round and round in circles, getting frustrated, not finding the article you need.

What can you do to find what you need, and quickly?

Firstly, you must definine your topic. Think of individual keywords/terms that express the nature of your topic.

For example, if you are doing research on “the environmental impact of air transport on nearby communities”, your keywords might be: environmental, air transport, and communities.

The words you have chosen may not appear in an article that may be relevant to your research. Therefore it is important to consider similar words that can be used in your search, possibly in different combinations – these are known as Synonyms.

For example: Instead of Try
environmental ecological
air transport airports
community local area

Broader and Narrower Terms
If you find too many hits you may need to use more specific terminology (narrower terms) to define the subject you are searching. In contrast, if you find too few articles you may need to use more general words (broader terms).

For example: narrower terms for air transport could be aeroplane, Boeing, or aircraft, and a broader term for air transport could be transport.
Truncation and Wildcards
You can use “truncation” or a “wildcard” character to include different forms of the same word in your search. Truncation symbols vary, but some common symbols used are
* or # or ?.

For example: artist* would search for artists, artistry, and artistic.

The wildcard symbol serves as a substitute for one character or none, like the blank tiles in a game of Scrabble.

For example: m?cdonald retrieves both mcdonald and macdonald.

Thesaurus
Many databases have standardised words or terms that they use to describe things.

For example: textile (instead of cloth or fabric)

There is often a thesaurus or index available for online databases. By checking it, you can ensure that your search is as accurate as possible. In addition to listing keywords, it may also show related or similar words that you can use.

Also remember, if a database is produced in the USA, you may need to try using American words or spellings.

Search Methods

Keyword Searching
Keyword searching is the most common method for searching. A Keyword Search searches for the word or words you have typed in. You can use a Keyword search on the different fields that are available in a database, such as Title, Author, or Abstract, if you want to search to be more specific.

Boolean Operators
Nearly all databases and search engines use this method of searching. Boolean operators can be used to link different keywords together. The Boolean Operators are:

AND searching for “domestic and violence” will make a search more specific by only showing references that contain both words.

OR Searching for “domestic or violence” will retrieve records with either the word domestic or the word violence or both words.

NOT searching for “violence not domestic” will result in references containing the word violence but not the word domestic.

Depending upon what you’re searching, symbols can be used instead, so AND becomes +, and NOT becomes –

Natural Language Searching
This is a broad search method. It will search all of the words you enter (excluding certain ‘stop words’ such as a, the, it, to, etc.) in any order, and usually in the entire text of an article or the whole of a web page.

For example: “statistics on child poverty in large American cities”

The disadvantage to natural language searching is that it is often not specific enough. It may give results that are irrelevant, or because the vocabulary is not controlled, it may actually miss out relevant results. Many databases do not have a natural language search facility.

How to use Two Version Of The Same Apps

2009-05-18T02:50:00.000-07:00

Using Two Version Of The Same Apps Together (eg. opera 6.1 & 6.2)

1. Install Opera 6.1
2. Go in e/system/apps
3. Change the folder name of Opera to Opera1
4. Install Opera 6.2
5. Now if u want to use opera 6.1, Change the folder opera to opera2 and opera1 back to opera
6. enjoy guys u have both the versions of opera now
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Free internet connection using bluetooth

2009-05-18T02:47:00.001-07:00

Use BT for an internet connection (6600)

Well its not as easy as you think. And after learning the way Symbian works for nearly a year now, I still havent figured this one out.

Anyways, heres a link where everything is explained.

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/mraento/symbian/ bt-ap.html

Ok I found this other guide which is more easy for newbies to follow. I ahvent checked it on my 6600. Will do the testing soon. Those of you on N-gage & 3650 please try too and post a new topic outside this FAQ section about how it is.

[Quote tzeonn]

this will work on most s60 phone I guess! it has been tested on an NGAGE and on N3650!

step 1:
Creating an access point on your phone!

tools\settings\connection\access points\options\new access point>default settings...

these are the settings u need there..

Connection Name : Anything (sugestion ADLS or PCGPRS something u remember well cuz u'll need it later!)

Data Bearer: GPRS

Access Point Name: The name you gave to your bt connection when pairing up with the computer...

Username : None

Password : No

Authentication : Normal

Gateway IP Address : 0.0.0.0

and that's all on this on this part..

then go to:

tools/settings/connection, and select GPRS

set the GPRS connection to "when available", and the access point to "none".

The settings on your fone are done! now... the next step;

Create a serial port connection from ur pc to ur phone (u've done this before if u ever used Pcsuite from nokia), this serial connection must be on everytime you want to use your pc internet connection as a gprs connection for ur phone!!

Install the software u need to surf the web (opera, netfront, agile messenger for chat, etc..)

My advise to you is to use netfront, the options are pretty cool and it uses less memory meaning u can still run other program such as agile at the same time (it crashed my 3650 when I tried to do it with opera)..

Voilá ur ready to use ur phone to surf and chat for free!!

hope this helped you and that is simple and clear!! any question u know where to post, this will be updated if many doubts come up.

ps. works with ngage arena games!!!

Enjoy!
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How to speed-up Nokia mobile

2009-05-18T02:41:00.000-07:00

Speed up your 6600

First go to ur To-do List (default app of ur N6600)

- Make a note and input as follows
Subject: Speed
Due Date: 01-29-2005(mm-dd-yy)
Priority: set to High
then press Done

- Make a second Note and input as follows
Subject: Qoukie
Due Date: 01-29-2005(mm-dd-yy)
Priority: set to Low
then press Done

- Do not exit yet, Press the Option of your Subject note w/c is Speed and Mark as done

- then Press the Option of your Subject note w/c is Qoukie and Mark as done

- Now, reboot ur mobile.
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1) use the pencil key + '0'
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How to send files through bluetooth or infrared

2009-05-18T02:39:00.000-07:00

Sending Files via BT & IR.

Where are the files that you send to your phone via IR or BT?

[b]There are in mail folder:

If you store your messages in phone memory, there are in c:\system\mail\...

If you store your messages in MMC, there are in e:\system\mail\...
Files in inbox are in folders like "*_F "

For example: E:\system\mail\00001001_S\0\00100c60_F\ (file)
or E:\system\mail\00001001_S\1\00100bc1_F\ (file)
or E:\system\mail\00001001_S\2\00100bc2_F\ (file)
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How to save ring tones to your PC

2009-05-18T02:35:00.000-07:00

Saving Tones To Your PC

Well, I guess I'm gonna share a lil bit of a 'darktip' with you all. Let it be known now that I download my favourite midi (poly) tones from www.phunkyphones.net. They have thousands of songs. Its not really free but somehow the technicality or rather untechnicality of their website lets you save the tones to your PC.

As you goto the Polyphonic section, you will be able to listen to the tunes by clicking on the Play icon as you cant right-click on that page. Now for me when I click on the icon, the usual download window pop-up giving me the option either to Open or Save the file. If you were presented this option, you're a lucky boy/girl cos you can save it to your PC and then send it via IR or BT to your phone. As for those who has those download managers, I think some of them might pop-up that download box too.

Now some of you might, when you click on the icon, experience the browser launching another page and playing the midi file maybe using your Quicktime. If you are lucky, you can right-click on that Quixktime player and save the file. Others maybe played automatically by Windows Media Player or Winamp or whatever your default sound player is. Now the trick is to check the settings of those players and make sure that it is not assigned to play any midi file. This disabbling tip sometimes work and sometimes not, for reasons I'm not sure off.

And lastly if you didnt get those two steps to work, theres always this option, a bit of a pain but still worth it if you really want that ringtone. You see when you click on the icon and the file plays on your default player, it has actually been downloaded to your cache or you temperory internet folder. So all you gotta remember is the Ref: poly5432 number. So after playing all those tunes you want, goto the Search function on your PC and search either for all .mid extensions on your PC or the particular number of the midi e.g. 5432.

Some sites has the file on mp3 format which I guess is even better quality for your phone, just take note of the name or code of the file. So remember, if it plays, theres a good chance its in your Temperory Internet folder. You can always browse for it by going to your;

Internet Explorer>Tools>Internet Option>General tab>Temperory Internet Files>Settings>View Files.

You should be able to see all the files sorted nicely, images, cookies, etc.,

So there it is, another guide on how to obtain ringtones form paid sites. So simple right? Now go get that BT dongle!
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'send command' fails new firmware
with some new firmware, some users have reported that the 'send command' (thru bluetooth, IR, ...) fails; it's due to a 'copyrigth protection' introduced in the new OS (!!!!), this happens only with some kind of files (eg: .SIS), in such case, simply rename the file (eg: wtih .SIS_ ) before trying to send them.
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How to retrieve lost MMC password

2009-05-18T02:33:00.000-07:00

Retrieve lost MMC password

1 Open file explorer. (SeleQ, FExplore, AppMan, whateva')
2 search for MMCSTORE
3 when you find it, send it to yer PC
4 on PC, open the file with Notepad, or any word processor
5 there goes your password

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How to repair corruptted memory card

2009-05-18T02:29:00.001-07:00

Repairing A Corruptted MMC

Correct Treatment of your MMC:

Physically, memory cards are quite fragile pieces of high technology, susceptible to damage from various silly things like excessive heat, condensation, strong magnetic fields, physical damage from rough handling and/or bending! (similar to most electronic devices then..)

Given the natue of mobile memory card products, they are constantly being taken in and out of some form of interface with a mobile phone, a camera, a laptop, or desktop PC, or a separate memory card reader. The number of different devices they have to be able to interact with is in the thousands.

It is not too surprisingly, then that sometimes the state of the file system on the memory card can get damaged.

This may happen for a number of different reasons, including:

> removing the card from a device whilst an application is trying to read/write to it.. (Just be patient...)
> battery drain on a device whilst in use meaning an insufficent voltage failure whilst writing to the card.
> a poor implementation of the MMC standard on the device using the card
> poor connectivity software drivers on the device or the Windows PC/Mac
> physical damage like card or device being dropped, bent, getting wet etc...
> lots of others i am sure..

As often as not, the problem is not terminal for your memory card, but just a software issue ( or in physical terms, it could be called "a temporary disalignment of the all the bits and bytes on the card").

The fix for this problem is the same as for any other file storage device (like a floppy or hard drive) with corrupt or invalid file system, namely; re-format the file system.

Re-Formatting your MobyMemory MMC Card:

It is possible that your mobile will offer you the option of formatting the memory card if it is found to be invalid. (However, the likes of Nokia nGage, Nokia 6600, and Siemens Sx1 often just prefer to reject the media as corrupted).

In that case, to format the card, you will need access to one or more of the following:

> A Windows PC or Mac.
> A separate multi-format memory card reader (verify that it is compatible with the MultiMediaCard -MMC- standard).
> (This can come in USB or PCMCIA flavours. If USB, try and ensutre it is a USB2 device.
> Alternatively, many of the newest laptop and desktop PCs now come with integrated Multi-format memory card readers.
> If you are using a separate memory card reader, then connect it up to your PC, and let windows recgnize the device through plug-and-play.

Now you can insert your MobyMemory card into the appropriate slot in the memory card reader. (Please note that because the MMC card is pretty much symmetrical it is very easy to insert it upside-down in the slot).

Open up [Windows Explorer] (or the equivalent for MAC users..sorry not well-versed in OS X).

There should be at least one icon visible for a [Removable Drive] in the list of available drives. (in fact, there is often a list of about 5 or 6 Removable drives, one for each of the different Memory card formats that your reader is compatible with).

Find the drive that is mapped to the MMC card by clicking on each in turn until it confirms there is a drive present. (Sometimes it is easiest to do this by trying a fully-functional MMC card in the MMC slot first so you can confirm which drive letter it is.)

(NB. It will always be labelled as a [Removable Drive], don't mistake it for one of your PC hard drives like [C:] drive, as that could be catastrophic later on!)

At this stage it may give an error message saying that the drive is unreadable.

By right-clicking on the drive letter, it will provide the option of formatting the drive.

Select format the drive, and the [Format Drive] dialog will appear (Double-check again to make sure it not your [C:] drive!).

There is only one setting to focus on in this page, and that is to ensure that the FileSystem selected for formatting is the [FAT] option (not FAT32, or NTFS or any other option)

(Note: All mobile phones, to my knowledge, and most cameras (etc..) use the FAT file system (or at least are compatible with it) on their memory card media.)

Now click on Format Now ( ensure [Quick Format] is not selected as this will not actually restore the file system space byte by byte, but only resets the header information so the drive thinks its empty again. This may not be enought to solve your corruption problem.)

The PC will now - hopefully!- chug away happily until it has restored the memory card space back to its original configuration (of course, any information on there is long gone by now!).

If you recieve an error message back from the [Format Now] request, then your problem may be more permanent, and not just a software issue. In this case, it may still respond to a format request in a different memory card reader or device.

If you believe it to be a failure of manufacture, then the warranty on the card offers the prospect of a replacement card, subject to a confirmation of the fault upon return of the goods.
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How to repair phone

2009-05-17T21:21:00.000-07:00

Phone Hangs on Start-up?

We sometimes hear from users of Series 60 handset users stating that they've filled up their memory, and the memory is so full that they can't get in to delete any files.

We've not had any experience of this, but the best thing to try is to restart the phone (by taking the battery out) when it "hangs" and then starting the phone in "safe mode". This causes the phone to load as few apps as possible at startup. To do this, hold down the ABC key, and while holding it down, start up the phone. Hopefully you will then be able to transfer files from your C drive to your MMC to free up the memory.

As a very last resort, you can format the phone and start again - 1st post in this FAQ section - This will remove all data, and you'll have to restore your phone's information from a backup which you may have made on your MMC or via PC Suite.

If you still can't get into the phone, the final option appears to to be to take the phone to the nearest Club Nokia shop (or your retailer), who should be able to re-flash the phone to factory settings.
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How to change or remove operator logo in mobile

2009-05-17T21:20:00.000-07:00

Operator Logos Explained.

The operator logo is the picture on top of your phone screen, in most cases is the name of your operator.

How to change it for a nice picture? You can do this by diferent ways:

First create this folder if you dont have it:

C:\System\Apps\Phone\Oplogo\

The operator logo will be stored on it...)

You can use FExplorer (any jpeg/bmp, no resize), seleQ (any image, it will resize it) --> select the image you want be operator logo, select options-file-set as operator logo.

You can make your own logo:

The operator logos have the following format:

COUNTRYCODE_NETWORKCODE_SUBNETCODE.BMP

For example, for Spain:

Amena: 214 03 -> 214_3_0.BMP
Movistar: 214 07 -> 214_7_0.BMP
Vodafone: 214 01 -> 214_1_0.BMP

In the PHILIPPINES:
Smart: 515 01
Globe: 515 02

The size for bmp is 97 x 25 pixels.

Also, you can store diferent logos for diferent operators. For example if you change your SIM to other operator, you will see the other logo, or if you travel to other countries, you can store diferent logos for the operators in this countries.

You have a list of country codes and network codes here , just ignore the first "0" in network code if any.

If you want to delete the logo to restore the original (name of the operator) just delete the bmp file from c:\system\apps\phone\oplogo.
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How to split Big files

2009-05-17T21:18:00.000-07:00

Learn to Spilt Big Files using Winrar

First right click on the file u wanna select and select Add to Archive then a window will open from Rar .....

At the bottown there is a Tab sayin "Spilt to Volume,Bytes"

In the box enter a figure.. remember bytes ... For eg if u enter 10000000 tht will be equal to 9.53 mb ...

Remember u have to enter the value in bytes.. So enter a big value..

And thts it ur File will be split into ur requirest no of file...

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Using MsgDriveE
1. Before starting that apps keep ur services running in the background
2. start that apps
Changing memory back to phone memory
1. Off ur cell and remove ur mmc
2. On it and send a message to urself
3. its back to original
Important:
Once clicked on msgdriveE never click on it again

How to know the file types in nokia

2009-05-17T21:16:00.000-07:00

Knowing Files Extension

In downloads thread you can find diferent type of files (like you can find it over the web...)

.sis = Symbian installation file, just send it to your phone, and install.

.jar = Java installation, send file to your phone, and install.
Note about .jar files. You dont need to extract the .jar files into your PC, juest send them to your phone directly. By the way, if you get a.zip (or other extension) and when extract its content you get lot of files and folders, files like \META-INF\MANIFEST.MF, or *.class, it should be a .jar file... then, dont extract, just rename the main .zip to .jar. and send to your phone.

.zip = The standard compressed file, you can use winzip to extract the content... www.winzip.com

.ace = Other format of compressed file: www.winace.com

.rar = And the compressed format about everybody ask... www.rarlabs.com

Note: Its always best to extract .zip, .ace & .rar files on your PC first as your phone can only most of the time.
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How to Install games

2009-05-17T21:14:00.000-07:00

Installing Ngage Games on 6600/7610/3650/3660.

From aboutnokia.co.uk:

there are 2 types of ngage games. 1 is in .blz format, the other is a folder wif man other files and folders. im going to talk about the .blz version 1st.
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.blz
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u need the .blz file, and blzinstaller.sis to install it.
1) install the blzinstaller.sis, into fone or mmc, doesn matter.
2) send the .blz file to ur fone. for tis example, im gonna use sonic.blz.
3) move the .blz to the root dir of e:, which is ur mmc. meaning, DUN place it in any folders, place it in e:, so it looks like tis
4) run blzinstaller to install, can take a while thou.

Note: if u send the .blz file to ur fone wifout using pc suite, it normally ends up in the inbox. For 6600 and 3650 users, space on c: is limited, so go to , , , set the mem in use to mmc.

and den, use a file explorer (example, fexplorer, seleq, etc), go to e:/system/mail/(1st folder), and find the .blz file, its in one of the 16 folders labelled 0-9, a-f. den cut, paste to e: root dir.

there u go! .blz version!
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now, for the folder type of ngage games...
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sometimes, when u get a ngage game from irc, it doesnt come in .blz format, but in a folder named . open it, it shld be another folder name . open it again, is a folder tts the game. for tis example, the folder name in system/app tt u downloaded is

for ngage users, simple as hell, paste fifa folder into e:/system/app folder of ur fone, using the supplies usb cable. if u cant see the system folder when u plug the usb cable, change the folder settings to reveal all folders.

for 3650 and 6600 users, it will b a bit troublesome. u haf to move the files 1 by 1, into the exact place on ur mmc. so, u haf to create a folder on ur e:/system/app, den copy the files to the exact same location, 1 by 1.

occasionally, u get another folder wif the system folder when u download the game. u haf to replace the 2 lib files in ur mmc. place them in e:/system/LIB. if theres no such folder, create one.

So thats about it!

Note: Want to do this? Go get a MMC reader. Its the easiest & quickest way to trasfer files
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How to Increase Your MMC Space

2009-05-17T21:01:00.000-07:00

Increase Your MMC Space.

Your files in MMC are stored in multiple (disk) blocks.
So if you format using 16K block, the space used will be 16K eventhough your file is just 1K.

If you buy MMC, it is usually preformatted with 16K block. Therefore alot of space is wasted as most installed program files are usually less than 2K.

You will need a card reader to do this:-

1. Connect card reader and copy all your files in the MMC to computer disk. (Make sure you set the show all/hidden/os files to "on")

2. Do a format of the MMC using command line "format" and use the /A=size option.

Alternative, you can use the Disk Management in Adminstrative Tools to format. Make sure you select FAT. For 256MB MMC, smallest block you can use is 4K, 128MB is 2K, 64Mb is 1K and 32MB is 512B.

(Note: You cannot use the phone "format MMC" to do this as the format just clear the allocation table and does not change the block size)

3. Copy back all files to MMC.

Now you will find that you will have more space.
256mb MMC got back 30+ mbs
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How to correct application errors on mobile

2009-05-17T20:56:00.000-07:00

Error of App Close Main! During Start Up

You can fix the app close main error..

1) Open your filemanager/explorer
2) Go to c:/system/bootdata & delete FirstBoot.dat
3) Turn off phone & take out your MMC card
4) Turn on phone and put in current time/date
5) Wait for it to boot up then turn off phone again.
6) Put MMC back in and turn on phone.
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If you encounter situation like below on your 6600,
1. Blank screen phone unable to reboot.
2. Phone only able to boot-up to "Nokia" word screen.
3. Install some program but not able to uninstall it after that.
4. Error messages such as "Child Installer" keeps popping-up.

Do a Full phone formatting on your 6600! as steps below,

1. Make sure you have at least 3/4 charge of battery power left.

2. Backup your contacts list and personal files to MMC memory card.

3. Switch-off your 6600 phone.

4. Press and hold 3 keys;

Green dial key, * (star key) & no. 3 key and then press the power on/off to swtich on the 6600 phone.

Remember, do not let go all of the keys and hold keys until you see a formatting word screen show!

5. After a few minutes when the Full phone formatting completed, your 6600 will back to original system and factory settting.

All apps installed & not of the phones' default will be lost. If you did a backup on your mmc, you can restore it back to the C drive again.

Works With All Devices
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How to encode movies

2009-05-17T20:36:00.000-07:00

Encoding you movies with Helix Producer Pro

This are the setting i found to have a fair quality and a good size to put the movies on the phone. 30minutes +- = to 3.7 Mg:

- 1º you need to set your input file (divx, avi, mpeg, rm, *.*)
- 2º you need to add a file destination (target and name for destination)
- 3º in Audiences menu you need to clear all sellectet and leave only one for full customization.
- 4º set the resize, leaving the constrain size on, to 176x (the default size of the movie size)
- 5º set the codec to Real Player 8
- 6º by clicking in the audience file you have more options...set them to:
- 18 kbps
- 5fps
- All audio codecs to 6.5 kbps

How to Change Icons In Nokia

2009-05-17T20:17:00.000-07:00

Changing Icons In 6670/7610/6630 etc.

Yes you read it correctly, 6670/7610/6630 etc. can change icons just like 6600. Although its abit complicated, its possible.

Heres how:

Step 1:

Go to themes and choose the theme of which the icons you want to use, press options>edited and change one of the setttings, for example, the colour palette. In my case its the sketch theme
Step 2
Using a program like fexplorer, go to c\system\skins\theme_used_in_step1 and take the ini file
Step 3
Put it into c\system\skins\the_theme_which_you_wana_use. In my case the Avril Lavigne Theme
Step 4
If there is any ini file inside, delete it, then, rename the ini file to the name of the folder
Step 5
You are done, exit the fexplorer and apply your theme

Cracking Netfront
1. Open file manager
2. GO in c/system/sharedata
3. Look for the file 101f53e2.ini
4. Delete it
5. Thx me
Cracking opera
1. open File manager
2. go in c/system/data
3. look fot the file ours600.dat
4. Delete it
5. Put ur finger in ur nose
or
Keep pressing 4 or 8 while starting opera
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How to Change FONTS on Nokia

2009-05-17T20:13:00.000-07:00

Changing FONTS on 6600 & 7610.

Yes you read the subject correctly! And its very easy too! Before I start with the tutorial, take a look at the pics below, those are the ones I tried on my phone (6600 firmware v5).

USING FONTS MAY BE DANGEROUS TO SOME CELLS
(already mentioned in the forum titled as "Change the look fonts")

Also prior to installing this fonts, I suggest you install FExplorer on your phone. Ok so here goes...

Step 1. Download the fonts HERE.

Step 2. In the Zip file you will see
+ FontRemover.sis
+ tahoma.sis
+ modern.sis
+ set3v3.sis
+ mssans.sis
+ symbol.gdr
+ comic.gdr

Step 3. Then send the FontRemover.sis to your phone and install it. Once installed, launch the application and it should ask you if you want to delete font. Click on Yes and it should tell you to reboot your phone. Do NOT reboot first.

Step 4. Now send one of the font sis files, lets say modern.sis to your phone and install it to your C drive (your phone, NOT mmc). Once installed then reboot your phone.

Step 5. When it starts, you should see the default fonts replaced by the ones you have just installed.

Now I cant stress this more but you need to understand that you can only use ONE FONT at one time. If you want to use another font, you will have to go back to step 3 & 4.

As for the .gdr files, you will need to do it this way.

Step 1. Use FontRemover to remove the fonts.

Step 2. Open FExplorer and goto C:\system and create a "fonts" folder as shown below.

Step 3. Send the .gdr file to your phone. Do not open it as it will say unknown file format.

Step 4. Find the file in your mail folders (C or E:\system\mail\00001001_S\0-9, a-f) using FExplorer.

Step 5. Copy or Cut the file and then paste it to the C:\system\fonts folder.

Step 6. Exit FExplorer and then reboot you phone.

So its that simple. In my testing, I found that some fonts like tahoma & mssans does not make much different (well atleast to me) as the modern font did. Good luck!
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How to Uninstall Applications via Manager

2009-05-17T20:11:00.000-07:00

Cant Uninstall Applications via Manager

When you cant uninstall an application(most of the time Java games) using the Manager function of the phone, then do this;

1. Install FExplorer.

2. Launch it and goto the path/folder of the Application. I'm assuming you have install it to the MMC so the path would be something like,

E:\system\apps

and you will see lots of folders in there that is only labelled by numbers(for Java games/apps) or the name of the application. Go though them one by one. Open the text file in that folder to exactly know the name of the application in that particular folder if you dont see any icons or familiar name.

3. Then if its the correct folder, "move-out" of the folder, click on Options>File>Delete.

4. Then goto the Manager to uninstall it if its still listed.

5. Reboot.
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How to delete files in your Inbox

2009-05-17T20:07:00.000-07:00

Cant delete files in your Inbox?

When you cant delete a file which is in your inbox the normal way, here is what you can do;

1. Install FExplorer.

2. Launch it and goto the path/folder of your message inbox. If its on the C drive, it would be C:\system\Mail\00001001_S and the same if its on the E.

3. You will notice there are more folders, 0 to9 and a to f. Just go look into all those folders and you should be able to find the file that you wanna delete.

4. Once found, click on Options>File>Delete.

5. Exit FExplorer & goto your Inbox to delete the file again.
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How to connect nokia via Bluetooth part II

2009-05-17T20:05:00.000-07:00

Bluetooth Connection Guide Part 2

Manually make a serial connection to the Series 60 Handset to get the mRouter connection started:

1. To get a connection working you need one last step - you need to connect to the 7650's Bluetooh Serial port from the PC.

2.Right Click on the Bluetooth TM Icon in the system tray, on the menu that appears go to Services and then click on Bluetooth TM Serial Port. Select Find Devices from the sub menu. (A shortcut to this connection will be created so next time you will have the 7650 listed in Bluetooh Serial Port submenu to save the next step).

3. Select the 7650 from list and click Connect.

4. A window will appear telling you the connection is starting.

5. If you have not set the 7650 to automatically authorize a connection from this computer be ready to accept the connection request on the phone. If you have set it to automatically authorize then you won't be asked.

6. You should also see the Bluetooth icon on the 7650 start to flash showing a connection take place. Then you may get an error on the PC saying it can't connect and/or a message saying there is a Connection on COM0 (you can check the box to stop this appearing again), you can just ignore these message(s) for a minute. (Click OK once the mRouter connection is made described below.)

A couple of seconds later the mRouter icon in the tray shows a connection in starting and then a connection being made. You can see also the active connection in the mRouter Connection Properties. The PC Suite application should then be ready for use.
**************************************************

How To Connect Nokia via Bluetooth

2009-05-17T20:02:00.000-07:00

Bluetooth Connection Guide Part 1

This is a "How To" for Connecting the Nokia Series 60 device (Nokia 7650, 6600, 3650, 3660 etc...) via Bluetooth TM with the Windows Widcomm software used by TDK, Billington, MSI and others Bluetooth USB Vendors. The guide was created with the 7650 hadset but the steps are similar for other Series 60 devices and have been checked with the 3650 and 6600.

1.Pairing the computer and the Series 60 Handset
Pairing is the process of swapping pass keys and setting up a trusted connection between the Bluetooth USB adapter / card connected to the PC and the 7650 handset. Save any files and close any applications you may have been working on.

2. Set up Bluetooth TM on the 7650 by going to the Main Menu, selecting Connect and then Bluetooth.

3. Make sure the Bluetooth option is On and My Phone's Visibility is Shown to all. Remember what is in My Bluetooth Name - or edit it to one of your choice - this is what your 7650 will be seen as by other Bluetooth TM devices.

4. Right Click on the Bluetooth Icon in the system tray, on the menu that appears go to Setup and then click on Security.

5. A window appears and all being well the right hand pane will have your 7650 (titled what ever you have entered into the phone's My Bluetooth Name entry). If nothing appears click Refresh and your phone should then appear. Highlight the 7650 and click Execute Pairing.

6. A window will pop up asking for a PassKey. Enter in a numeric only passkey and click OK.

7. On the 7650 a screen pops up asking you to enter a passkey - key in the same number you just typed into the PC.

8. By default any connections from your PC to the 7650 must be manually accepted on the 7650. You have an option to set up a connection from the PC to your 7650 as authorized, this means when you connect from the PC to the phone it won't ask you if it's ok and will connect automatically.

9. To set it as automatic: On the 7650 in the Bluetooth TM Setting Screen, you joystick right to the Paired Devices screen, highlight the Computer you just paired with and press Options, select Set as Authorized and Yes. You will then see a padlock icon beside the paired device - this device will no longer require manual authorization for connections to the 7650.

Now you should set My phone's visibility to Hidden - so that unknown devices searching won't see your phone. You can still be connected to by any paired devices. Remember to switch it to Visible if you want to pair with a new device or receive a file / business card from someone with an unpaired device.
**************************************************

Phone Secrets

2009-05-17T19:57:00.000-07:00

Adding A New Infra Red Device To Tour PC

When you cant uninstall an application(most of the time Java games) using the Manager function of the phone, then do this; I know IR is old skool but hey, it comes handy at times especially when BT acts-up on you. This one is written by a good online buddy of mine, qtdemon666.

This procedure assumes that the infrared device is connected to a serial port on your computer. Use this procedure only if Windows did not automatically install an infrared device when you turned on your computer. Typically, Universal Serial Bus (USB), PCMCIA, and other Plug and Play-compliant infrared devices are automatically detected and installed.

To add a new infrared device:
01. Click Start, point to Control Panel, and then click Add Hardware.
02. The Add Hardware Wizard starts.
03. Click Next.
04. Click Yes, I have already connected the hardware, and then click Next.
05. In the Installed hardware list, click Add a new hardware device, and then click Next.
06. Click Install the hardware that I manually select from a list (Advanced), and then click Next.
07. In the Common hardware types box, click Infrared devices, and then click Next.

Do one of the following:

01. If you do not have an installation disk for the infrared device, click the manufacturer of the device in the Manufacturer list, click the infrared device that best matches your hardware in the Infrared Device list, and then click Next.

02. If you have a manufacturer's installation disk for a compatible driver, click Have Disk. Insert the manufacturer's installation disk into the appropriate drive, and then click Next.
Follow the instructions that are displayed on the remaining pages of the Add Hardware Wizard to install the infrared device.

View the Properties of an Infrared Device
To use this procedure, there must be an infrared device installed on your computer. Note that the settings for the infrared device are configured automatically when you install the device, and typically do not have to be changed. To view the properties of an infrared device:

01. Click Start, click Control Panel, and then click Wireless Link.

02. Click the Hardware tab, click the infrared device for which you want to view properties, and then click Properties.

Configure a Serial Port for Infrared Communication
Your computer must support an infrared mode for a serial port. Use this procedure to install an IrDA transceiver that is provided by the computer manufacturer. To configure a serial port for infrared communication:

01. Start the BIOS configuration utility for your computer. Note that the method for starting the BIOS configuration utility varies from one computer to another. For many computers, you can start the BIOS configuration utility by pressing a function key that is indicated during the computer startup process. Some computers require that you start by using special configuration disks. For more information about how to enter BIOS Setup, see your computer manufacturer's documentation.

02. In the peripheral or serial port configuration section, change the mode to IrDA or Infrared.

Troubleshooting
Installing an IrDA transceiver disables the serial port. Do not attach a serial IrDA transceiver to a serial port.

All in One BSNL Tricks

2009-05-11T16:24:00.000-07:00

BSNL SECTION

GPRS SECTION :-

FREE GPRS :- Bsnl users can access free GPRS just alter the settings from the following:
1.proxy address - 10.0.0.10 or 10.21.0.99
2.port no.- 8080
3.access point- mizone
4.data bearer- gprs/packetdata
maintan ur balance below 50ps

BSNL FREE GPRS 1000% working
IP-10.100.3.2 ,
APN-wapwest.cellone.in
PORT ADD-9201

Free BSNL GPRS settings for North Zone and South Zone just change South
NAME: BSNL PORTAL
ACCESS POINT: portalnorth.cellone.in or gprsnorth.cellone.in PROXY: enabled
proxy : 10.132.194.196
PROXY PORT: 8080
AUTHENTICATION: normal
USERNAME: blank
PASSWORD: blank
HOMEPAGE: wap.cellone.in

Manual Bsnl Gprs Settings :-

Account Name - BPL WAP
Username -
Password -
Proxy - Enabled/yes
Homepage - http://wap.mizone.bplmobile.com
Proxy and Server address - 10.0.0.10
Proxy and Server Port - 8080
Acces Point Name - mizone
Data bearer - GPRS/ Packetdata
Authentication Type - Normal

BSNL Cellone message center numbers

+ 919440099997
+ 919441099998
+ 919417799997
+ 919442099997
+ 919442099998.

FREE DOWNLOADS FOR ALL BSNL USERS : -
http://wap.galaxy.mauj.com/spl/bsnlfree.ph p?spl=5304
maintain very low balance

FREE MMS SETTING FOR ALL MOBILES

homepage: http://mms/mmsc
IP: 10.100.5.20
PORT: 3100
Access point: gprssouth.cellone.in

missed call alert
Dial *62*17010#

FREE AIRTEL SITES

2009-05-11T03:59:00.000-07:00

Sites Open Through Airtel Live for free

Gmail https://mail.google.com/mail/h/
Airtel Live http://10.5.45.107/wps/portal
Rediffmail http://mobile.rediff.com
important https://www.opendns.com/
VPN https://blacklogic.com/
HTTPS Proxy https://www.cakebird.com/
https://www.vtunnel.com/
CAD training https://eduregistration.graphisoft.com/

Hi friends all these are sites open in Airtel live try this please check all of these are not free site and comment me.if any

1.. mobile.rediff.com
2.. wap.phoneytunes.com
3.. wap.in.samsungmobile.com
4.. www.mauj.com
5.. in.wap.yahoo.com
6.. wml.mauj.com
7.. www.migital.com
8.. wap.epatarika.com
9.. www.indiatimes.com
10.. www.meranoika.com
11.. wap.setindia.com
12.. wap.indiatimes.com
13.. wap.hungama.com
14.. wap.mtvindia.com
15.. wap.handygo.com
16.. www.frenzo.in
17.. wap.indiafm.com
18.. wap.onyx3666.com
19.. http://203.122.58.164(for all railway enquiry and more free)
20.. www.mobilespn.com
21..wap.nazara.in/airtel
22.. tadkalive.com/wap/main.jsp
23.. wap.jamango.in
24.. mst.tagit.tv
25.. wap.mobile2win.com
26.. wap.disney.in
27.. wap.hindustantimes.com
28.. wap.motozone.co.in
29.. in.rediff.com
30.. in.search.yahoo.com
31.. www.airtelworld.com
32.. in.wireless.yahoo.com/pepsi
33.. wap.frenzo.in
34.. www.phoneytunes.com (sign up phoneytunes from this website)
35.. www.migital.in

Husnal Info latest airtel tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

2009-05-11T03:53:00.000-07:00

                                                                    OTHER SERVICES

FREE HELLO TUNE 4 AIRTEL ONLY

Frendz type ' search ' and send it to 543215, u have a list of Songs code. U recive msg from 545,646, but u must reply msg to 543215
All outgoing calls at just 0.10p/min
(sms FNF and send to 170,5200,55456) etc

FREE CREDITS Airtel user get 10rs in ur a/c by a (sms Send sms LOAN to 121)
after 48 hour deduct YOUR account

Follow these steps to get SMS 2.0 on your Airtel mobile phone:
1. Go to Airtel SMS 2.0 page and download SMS 2.0.
2. Enter your 10 digit Airtel number in a pop up box. and Send.
3. Open the received service message & download Airtel sms 2.0 app. With Airtel live Profile
4. Install the application and restart the phone.
5. SMS 2.0 have 12 categories like Cricket, Movies, Jokes, Music, Sports, Fun & Games, News, Lifestyle, Travel & Food, InfoTech, Business and Spirituality.

FREE CALLS IN AIRTEL

Call any AirTel number disconnect after 45 seconds.
Immediately dail 123 disconnect after 3 seconds, Then Call Airtel No

Dail 1802103 then u will hear "welcome airtel" any will be asked to type the 10 digit account number
type the numbers in the following each:
1212121212#
1231231231#
1234567890#
use any one of the code above and it will be asked to enter ur friend number
enter and make free local,isd and std call absolutly free.

AIRTEL CALL TRICKS Dial 3492p14993492919+mob No. & enjoy free calling
Keep bal below Rs.1

Husnal Info latest airtel tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

2009-05-11T03:44:00.000-07:00

                                                                   GPRS SECTION

To activate any type of grps

Charges for airtel Live No browsing charges for airtel live but downloads are charged.
Airtel Live
(For activation send SMS ALIVE to 202 and for Setting send LIVE to 2567)

Airtel Mobile or mobile office-
(For activation send SMS GPRS to 56789 and for Setting send MO to 2567)

Airtel MMS
(For activation send MMS to 202 and for Setting send MMS to 2567)

FREE MMS SETTING FOR ALL MOBILES

homepage: http://100.1.200.271:1021/mmsc
IP: 10.2.45.155
PORT: 8080
Access point: airtelfun.com

Manual Airtel Gprs Settings :-

1. Homepage - any page you want to set.
2. User Name - Blank
3. Password - Blank
4. Proxy - Enabled/yes.
5. Proxy and Server Adress - 202.56.231.117
6. Proxy and Server Port - 8080
7. Data bearer - GPRS or Packet Data.
8. Access Point Name - airtelgprs.com
9. Authentication Type - Normal
10. Use preferred access point - No

AIRTEL ALL INDIA FREE GPRS SETTINGS

APN-airtelmms.com
Working IP's
10.2.45.155
10.49.16.10
10.4.1.55
10.6.6.6
10.89.15.15

Use UCWEB 4 Free GPRS

Now install it n goto Menu>>installed>>System>> Here u'll find two options below cache
1~ MONTERNET way
2~ DIRECT INTERNET LINK
Select Direct internet n Menu>>Determined(save)
Do not change any other thing keep them default...
Here are the link for fully Translated UCWEB.jar version 6
Direct download: http://download5.getjar.com/downloads/web/pub/24445/UCWEB6_en.jar

Husnal Info latest airtel tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

2009-05-10T20:59:00.000-07:00

                                                      SUBSCRIPTION SECTION

ABSOLUTELY FREE SERVICES IN AIRTEL :- FREE IN AIRTEL

FREE DAILY ASTROLOGY
http://203.115.112.5/numerology/default.aspx
Subscribe only when your balance is below rs. 10/=

FREE CHATTING ON UR MOBILE
http://www.speedflirt.mobi
subscribe only when your balance is below 30 rs

FREE JOKES AND NEWS IN AIRTEL                          Send 0 to 54321 from your airtel no.

FREE LIVE CRICKET SCORES ON UR MOBILES   Send sms CKT to 8558

FREE AIRTEL MESSENGER SERVICE :-
http://10.2.45.100/airtelprov/initProfile#index
Subscribe only wn ur balance blow 50 rs

FREE REDIFF BOL
http://wapelite.com/mobile.rediff.com/bol/

http://tnr.tribes.cc/ccom/px/url/235/mobile.rediff.com/bol/

FREE HELLO TUNE FOR ONE MONTH
DIAL 543211888 SELECT SONG AS UR HELLO TUNE

FREE JOB ALERTS :-                            Dail *321*66#

FREE GREETING                                   Sms GREET to 55200 to get free greeting msgs

FREE RECHARGE OPTIONS             Sms SHOWany valid recharge option just like SHOW10 or SHOW333 to get the information of that voucher....

DETAILS OF FRNDS MOBILE           Sms DETAILSany 10 digit mobile no. to get his balance and validity details

Husnal Info latest tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

2009-05-10T20:55:00.000-07:00

                                                         DOWNLOADS SECTION

FREE GAMES IN AIRTEL :-
DOWNLOAD FREE GAMES IN AIRTEL BEST AIRTEL GAMES

http://wap.indiatimes.com/indiat/index.asp?dist_id=7777
http://10.2.0.122/cmsv3/wapdownloa
http://202.46.200.191/airtel/downloadfreegm.jsp?game=UrbanCombat
http://202.46.200.191/airtel/downloadfreegm.jsp?game=crashcarmania
http://202.46.200.191/airtel/gamesat99/ninetygames.wml
http://202.46.200.191/airtel/downloadfreegm.jsp?game=MotoGP08

UNLIMITED VIDEOS, MOVIES, THEMES DOWNLOAD USING AIRTEL :-

http://202.46.200.191/ar3/unholly/static.jsp

FUN ZONE HACKED :-

http://202.46.200.191/ar3/airteldn g.jsp?channel=FUNZONE&cost=0&gname=
put the content name after "Gname="
THEN DOWNLOAD IT its absolutely free

AIRTEL DIRECTORY HACK AND DOWNLOAD ALL :-

http://202.71.128.187/content/

FREE DOWNLOADS

Go to http://10.2.0.127
select content 2 download and u see error page, bookmark dat page and edit it.

There are 2 ways 2 hackt
i)change "id=1499769" and save & run to free download.
ii)change "wapdownload" to "repush" and save & run to free download.

Husnal Info latest airtel tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

2009-05-10T20:28:00.000-07:00
Latest airtel tricks
AIRTEL FREE SMS

Airtel free sms 2 all over the world for free.
just add +0091 to ur sender number (eg:+009198949*****).unlimited free sms
note: it may work for only few states.

AIRTEL MESSAGE CENTER NUMBERS :- (Huge List)

+919810051905
+919898051916
+919822078000
+919840011010
+919855500022
+919935861186
+919892051914
+919810051914
+919892051914
+919896051914

Husnal Info latest tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

2009-05-10T20:24:00.000-07:00
Free Calling no.s :-
123
121
5432135 series

Free SmS no.s :-
121
222 [recharge inf]
54321353 [diff music packs]
444 [dnt knw]
56789 [internet packs]
2567 [diff settings]

AIRTEL TOLLFREE No's 4 Activation & Deactivation

2009-05-10T19:42:00.000-07:00

Husnal Info latest tricks 4 mobile-pc-net-gprs

AIRTEL TOLLFREE No.s 4 Activation & Deactivation :-(Huge List)

121 Customer care [call n sms]
*121# Airtel Main Menu
*123# Balance
*123*x# [x is 4m 1to9 4 diff packs]
*124#-to know account type
*120*16 digit pin# [for recharging]
*321# [for diff activations like cricket, jokes, tips, movies etc.]
*2567# [for airtel live]
*444# [for live n mms and tips]
*56789# [for MO activation and deactivation]
*678# [for hello tune menu]
*111# [dnt knw]
*110# [dnt knw]

HELLO TUNE LIST *678#
FRIEND CHAT 543216(2RS/MIN)
MUSIC ON DEMAND 54321100

Some of the free services of 200
1.sms CONF to 200 to know abt conference call.
2.sms HAPPY to 200 to know abt happy recharge.
3.sms NO to 200 to stop the promo SMSs send by airtel for 24 hrs.
4.sms GREET to 200 to receive a greeting msg.
5.sms SHOW to 200 to know the talktime,validity etc of RCs.
6.sms DETAILS to 200 to know the bal of entered no.

More to come.

Horrifying truth

2009-05-10T19:36:00.000-07:00

Watch out from Philippine lady .
She kept all the parts of her victim in her refrigerator and eats them later on
A lady from east of Asian is killing people and keep their meat on her Refrigerator .She is enjoying eating human body meat .
Also she said that she had made so many party for her relative with guest And gave them this human meat to eat with out they know .
Her guest said that they found very good taste of this lady cooking with out They know which type of meat she has cooked for them . And some of them Also he doesn’t know that he will be the next victim. for her . She is from Philippine . She killed her husband for that . Then she was caught by police . Now it is a time to leave you with the picture below .

Screw your mind

2009-05-10T19:21:00.000-07:00
IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT
REMAINS SAME.

WHATZ IT ?

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Ans: POSTBOX

Solve this Puzzle

2009-05-10T19:17:00.000-07:00
Three friends went to a hotel. The bill was Rs 75/-

Each one contributed Rs.25/-.
The waiter took the bill to the cashier.

The cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & asked the waiter to return them Rs.5/-.

Now the waiter was confused. How to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons?
He kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.
So initially each one had contributed Rs.25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their contribution reduces to Rs 24.

They all contributed Rs 24 -- that is 24x3=72 & 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.
The total becomes 74. But they had paid Rs 75.
Where is the remaining 1 rupee?.
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Check your pocket for 1 Rupee.
I do not know the answer. If you have solved this please let me know where is that one rupee.
Eat something and try again.

Amazing Facts, Knowledgable facts for every one

2009-05-08T20:46:00.000-07:00
Just Test how much you know or how much you came to know !Hussain IQ Master
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

Spades - King David

Clubs - Alexander the Great,

Hearts - Charlemagne

Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All polar bears are left handed.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

Stewardesses is the longest wo! rd typed with only the left hand.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow .

1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.

2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.

3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself.

4. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a "tittle".

6. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

8. A duck's quack doesn't echo ... no one knows why.

9. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

10. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

11. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino.

12. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

13. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

14. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLain are brother and sister.

15. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

16. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to
explode.

17. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

18. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

19. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

20. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

21. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

22. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

23. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!

24. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

25. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

26. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

27. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

28. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins
without being able to make change for a dollar.

29. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely
useless).

30. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider
than your thumb.

31. American Airlines saved $40,000 in '87 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

32. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the
market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

33. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the
same with apples!

34. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

35. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

36. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries

37. Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could
run Microsoft's Flight Simulator game.

38. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.

Sardar rocks

2009-05-08T20:38:00.000-07:00

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

"And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!

My favorite quots

2009-05-08T20:31:00.000-07:00
Hi and Good Morning to all of U...Start ur Day with TOP 10 Heights...n have fun.

> > 1. What is height of Fashion?
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> > Dhoti with a zip
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> > 2. What is height of Secrecy?
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> > Offering blank visiting cards.
> >
> > *************************************************************
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> > 3. What is height of Activelaziness?
> >
> > Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
> >
> > *************************************************************
> >
> > 4. What is height of Laziness?
> >
> > Adopting a child.
> >
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> > 5. What is height of Craziness?
> >
> > Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
> >
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> > 6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
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> > Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
> >
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> > 7. What is height of Stupidity?
> >
> > A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
> >
> > *************************************************************
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> > 8. What is height of Honesty?
> >
> > A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
> >
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> > 9. What is height of Suicide?
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> > A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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> > 10. What is height of De-hydration?
> >
> > A cow giving milk powder.

Must have skills

2009-05-08T20:20:00.000-07:00

Here are 20 basic technology skills that all educators should now have:

1. Word Processing Skills
2. Spreadsheets Skills
3. Database Skills
4. Electronic Presentation Skills
5. Web Navigation Skills
6. Web Site Design Skills
7. E-Mail Management Skills
8. Digital Cameras
9. Computer Network Knowledge Applicable to your School System
10. File Management & Windows Explorer Skills
11. Downloading Software From the Web (Knowledge including eBooks)
12. Installing Computer Software onto a Computer System
13. WebCT or Blackboard Teaching Skills
14. Videoconferencing skills
15. Computer-Related Storage Devices (Knowledge: disks, CDs, USB drives, zip disks, DVDs, etc.)
16. Scanner Knowledge
17. Knowledge of PDAs
18. Deep Web Knowledge
19. Educational Copyright Knowledge
20. Computer Security Knowledge

1. Word Processing Skills
Educators should be able to use some type of word processing program to complete written tasks in a timely manner. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· University of Alberta: Online Word Processing Tutorials
www.quasar.ualberta.ca/edpy202/tutorial/wptut/wpweb.htm
This page is a collection of Internet links that provide word processing instruction.
· Tutorialfind.com: Word Processing Tutorials
www.tutorialfind.com/tutorials/computerbasics/wordprocessing
This site has a number of word processing tutorials, and is also a portal for a variety of other tutorials.
· 2Learn.ca Education Society: Word Processing Teacher Tools
www.2learn.ca/teachertools/Wordprocessing/wphow2.html
Word processing tutorials for Microsoft Word, Corel WordPerfect, and Appleworks.
· Essential Microsoft Office 2000: Tutorials for Teachers: Word
www.pitt.edu/~poole/Officeindex2.html
Essential Microsoft Office 2000 tutorials from the University of Pittsburgh's Bernie Poole and Rebecca L. Randall.
2. Spreadsheets Skills
Educators should be able to use some type of spreadsheet program to compile grades and chart data. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials on these skills.
· University of Alberta: Online Spreadsheet Tutorials
www.quasar.ualberta.ca/edpy202/tutorial/spreadsheet/spreadsheet.htm
This page is a collection of Internet links that provide instruction on using spreadsheet programs.
· Teachnology: Spreadsheets Teaching Theme
http://teachers.teach-nology.com/themes/comp/spreadsheets
Spreadsheet tutorials from Teachnology, the Web Portal for Educators
· Excel in TutorGig Tutorials
www.tutorgig.com/showurls.jsp?group=531&index=0
Spreadsheet tutorials from TutorGig.
· Essential Microsoft Office 2000: Tutorials for Teachers: Excel
www.pitt.edu/~poole/Officeindex2.html
Essential Microsoft Office 2000 tutorials from the University of Pittsburgh's Bernie Poole and Rebecca L. Randall.
· Black Hills State University: Technology for Teachers: Spreadsheets
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Technology_for_Teachers.htm#Spreadsheets
A listing of various Web sites for spreadsheet tutorials and related information.
3. Database Skills
Educators should be able to use some type of database program to create tables, store and retrieve data, and query data. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials on these skills.
· University of Alberta: Online Database Tutorials
www.quasar.ualberta.ca/edit202/tutorial/database/database.htm
Database tutorials from the University of Alberta.
· Technology and Telecommunications for Teachers: Database Tutorial
www.k12.hi.us/~tethree/01-02/tutorials/db
This tutorial was created by the Advanced Technology Research Branch of the Hawaii Department of Education to provide supplemental productivity tool information to teachers enrolled in the Technology Telecommunication for Teachers (T3) Program.
· Microsoft Access Database Tutes
www.rd-robotics.com/accesscommunity/tutes
Microsoft Access database tutorials from R&D Robotics.
· Essential Microsoft Office 2000: Tutorials for Teachers: Access
www.pitt.edu/~poole/Officeindex2.html
Essential Microsoft Office 2000 tutorials from the University of Pittsburgh's Bernie Poole and Rebecca L. Randall.
· Black Hills State University: Technology for Teachers: Databases
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Technology_for_Teachers.htm#Databases
A listing of Web sites for database tutorials, help and related information
4. Electronic Presentation Skills
Educators should be able to use electronic presentation software to create and give electronic presentations. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials on these skills.
· PowerPoint in the Classroom
www.electricteacher.com/tutorial3.htm
A list of commonly tasks used while working in PowerPoint, and a step-by-step guide on how to perform them.
· University of Victoria: PowerPoint I
www.educ.uvic.ca/compined/Level1/ppoint/ppointI.htm
PowerPoint tutorials and information from the University of Victoria in British Columbia.
· Steven Bell's PowerPoint and Presentation Skills Resource Page
http://staff.philau.edu/bells/ppt.html
A list of resources that provide information and technical assistance for developing Power Point slide presentations, as well as information on designing computer-based presentations and mounting PowerPoint files on the Web.
· University of California: Presentation/In-Class Software Tutorial & Guides
www.uctltc.org/toolbox/guides/presentation.html
Presentation software tutorials and many other related tutorial categories from the University of California Regents.
· University of Alberta: Online PowerPoint Tutorials
www.quasar.ualberta.ca/edpy202/tutorial/PowerPoint/PowerPoint.htm
Online PowerPoint Tutorials from the University of Alberta.
· Essential Microsoft Office 2000: Tutorials for Teachers: PowerPoint
www.pitt.edu/~poole/Officeindex2.html
Essential Microsoft Office 2000 tutorials from the University of Pittsburgh's Bernie Poole and Rebecca L. Randall.
5. World Wide Web Navigation Skills
Educators should be able to navigate the World Wide Web and search effectively for data on the Internet. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials on these skills.
· Black Hills State University: Search Engines
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Search%20Engines.htm
An educational Web portal that provides links to search engines and searching techniques.
· Finding Information on the Internet: A Tutorial
www.lib.berkeley.edu/TeachingLib/Guides/Internet/FindInfo.html
This tutorial presents the substance of the Internet workshops offered by the Teaching Library at the University of California at Berkeley.
· Searching the Web in the Yahoo! Directory
http://dir.yahoo.com/Computers_and_Internet/Internet/World_Wide_Web/Searching_the_Web
A listing of the top search engines and directories categorized by Yahoo!
· Online Writing Lab: Searching the World Wide Web
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/research/r_websearch2.html
Purdue University's Online Writing Lab Searching the Internet tutorial
· How to be a WebHound
www.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/webhound/
The WebHound site shows you how to use various Web search tools.
· ICYouSee: T is for Thinking
www.ithaca.edu/library/training/think.html
A guide to critical thinking about what you see on the Web.
6. Web site Design Skills
Educators should be able to design, create, and maintain a faculty/educator Web page/site. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials on these skills.
· The WWW Help Page
http://werbach.com/web/wwwhelp.html
Web Page Design Help from Kevin Werback, a portal type help site.
· Netscape's Resources for Creating Web sites
http://wp.netscape.com/browsers/createsites/index.html
Resources for Creating Web sites page from Netscape
· Teachers.Net Homepage Maker
http://teachers.net/sampler
Teacher Web site creation - interactive from Teachers.net
· Web Adventure!
www.webdiner.com/webadv
Web Adventure a beginners design and creation Web site
· BUBL Link: Catalogue of Internet Resources
http://bubl.ac.uk/link/w/webpagedesign.htm
Web Page Design portal page.
· How Web Pages Work
www.howstuffworks.com/web-page.htm
How Stuff Works page on how Web Pages Work
· Creating a Web Page
www.marshall-es.marshall.k12.tn.us/jobe/webpage.html
Web Page Design from Hazel Jobe aMarchal Elementary in Lewisburg TN.
· Technology for Teachers
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Technology_for_Teachers.htm
A listing of Web sites for web design, creation help and related information
7. E-Mail Management Skills
Educators should be able to use e-mail to communicate and be able to send attachments and create e-mail folders. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Computer Skills Tutorials
http://psychology230.tripod.com/canyons_online/id4.html
E-mail tutorials from Online Learning at the College of the Canyons
· Web Site 101: Small Business E-Mail Tutorial
http://www.website101.com/
E-mail tutorials and e-mail basics from Web site101.com
· UNITAR's PATIT Training Program: E-Mail Basics
www.un.int/unitar/patit/onlinetutorials/emailbasics.htm
E-mail basics from UNITAR
· VisualTutorials.Com
http://visualtutorials.com/email.htm
E-mail tutorials from VisualTutotiral.com
· The Animated Internet: How E-Mail Works
www.learnthenet.com/english/section/email.html
E-mail tutorials from Learn the Net.com
8. Digital Cameras Knowledge
Educators should know how to operate a digital camera and understand how digital imagery can be used. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Digital Photography Review
www.dpreview.com
Digital Photography Review is an independent resource dedicated to the provision of news, reviews and information about Digital Photography and Digital Imaging published at the Internet address www.dpreview.com.
· How Digital Cameras Work
www.howstuffworks.com/digital-camera.htm
How Digital Cameras Work by How Stuff Works.
· The Casio Classroom: 1001 Uses for a Digital Camera
http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ucfcasio/qvuses.htm
This site is designed as a reference tool putting educators in touch with creative educational applications for digital cameras in educational settings.
· Digital Cameras in Education
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~cumulus/digcam.htm
Web site by Keith Lightbody - ICT Consultant Digital cameras are one of the single most successful Information and Communications Technology purchases you can make in a school. Promote visual literacy - encourage students to use digital cameras!
· Technology for Teachers: Digital Cameras
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Technology_for_Teachers.htm
A listing of Web sites about Digital Cameras and related information
9. Network knowledge applicable to your organization.
Educators should know the basics of computer networks and understand how their school network works. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Knowledge Network Courses for Teachers
www.knowledgenetwork.co.za/educators/educators.htm
Knowledge Network, established in 1994, specializes in integrated technology solutions for schools, the development of teachers and learners in schools, IT Project Management for Schools and IT skills training and IT skills evaluations for companies.
· An Educator's Guide to School Networks
http://fcit.usf.edu/network/default.htm
An Educator's Guide to School Networks
· Discovery Schools Kathy Schrock's Guide for Educators
http://school.discovery.com/schrockguide/sci-tech/scicom.html
Kathy Schrock's Guide for Educators - Computing and Technology
· Kid Source Online
www.kidsource.com/kidsource/content2/how_can_computer_network.html
Kids SourceOnline - How Can Computer Networking Be Used in the Classroom?
· What is a Computer Network
http://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/edu/nie/overview/handbook/ch2.1.html
A Guide to Networking a K-12 School District
· How to Guide: The Basics of Information Technology
www.enterprise-ireland.com/ebusiness/guides/basics_bht/basics_p2a.htm
Beginners Guide to Networking
10. File Mgmt & Windows Explorer Skills
All educators should be able to manage their computer files and be able to complete the following tasks; create, and delete files and folders, move and copy files and folders using the My Computer window and Windows Explorer. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Grant MacEwen College: Online Student Tutorial
http://learn.gmcc.ab.ca/lol/students/tutorial/mod2/2obj2fms.html
Online Student Tutorial - File Management Skills
· Oregon State University Extension Service
http://extension.oregonstate.edu/ectu/training/lessons/FileManagement.pdf
File Management from Oregon State University - Extension Computing Technology Unit.
· Basic Computer Skills Tutorial
www.umuc.edu/distance/odell/ctla/basic_skills
UMUC Center for Teaching and Learning - Basic Computer Skills tutorial
· Alverno College's Basic Computer Skills Tutorials
www.depts.alverno.edu/cil/mod1
Alverno College -Basic Computer Skills Tutorials.
11. Downloading Software from the Web Knowledge - including e-Books
All educators should be able to download software from the web and know of the major sites that can be used for this purpose. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Tucows.com
www.tucows.com
· Download.com
www.download.com
· Shareware.com
www.shareware.com
· FreewareFile.com
www.freewarefiles.com
· Computer Tutorials from Carol
http://carolirvin.com/tutorials.htm
Carol Irvin's Free Computers Tutorials
e-Books
· Microsoft Reader
www.microsoft.com/reader
Microsoft Reader download site.
· Download Adobe Acrobat Reader
www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html
Acrobat Reader download site.
· E-Book Links
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Ebooks.htm
A listing of download sites for readers and e-books, help and related information.
· Adobe eBooks Central
www.adobe.com/epaper/ebooks/main.html
Adobe's e-Book Web site
· The eBook Directory
www.ebookdirectory.com
The e-book Directory Web site.
· eLibrary- Books and Site Links
www.web-books.com/cool/ebooks/Library.htm
Free eBooks and Best Sites.
· Free eBooks.Net
www.free-ebooks.net
Free e-books on the Internet Web site.
· eBook.com (Australia)
www.e-book.com.au/freebooks.htm
Free e-books Web site from ebooks.com
12. Installing Computer Software onto a Computer System
Educators should be able to install computer software onto a computer system. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Basics of Computing: Installing Software
http://members.aol.com/shobansen3/installing.html
Installing Software Tutorial
· Basic Computer Skills for Teachers
www.aps.edu/aps/sw_depart/basicskills/Installing.html
Basic Skills for Teachers - How to Install Software
· Regents of the University of Minnesota Master Internet Volunteer Program
www.extension.umn.edu/miv/curriculum/awdinst.html
Downloading and Installing Software Instructions.
· Welcome to Computer Training Tutorials
www.ckls.org/~crippel/computerlab/tutorials
Software Installation Problems Tutorial
13. WebCT or Blackboard Teaching Skills
Educators should be aware of these two online teaching tools and know about them and/or know how to use them to teach or take classes. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· WebCT Web site
www.webct.com
· Blackboard Web site
www.blackboard.com
· ICON- Iowa Courses Online
http://icon.uiowa.edu/index.shtml
WebCT and Blackboard courses
· Comparison of Online Course Delivery Software Products
www.marshall.edu/it/cit/webct/compare/comparison.html
Complete side by side comparison of various online course delivery software products.
14. Video Conferencing skills
Educators should be able to use a video conferencing classroom and understand the basics of teaching with Video Conferencing. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· JISC Technology Applications Programme
www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~jtb/jtap-037.htm
Practical Guidelines for Teaching with Video Conferencing from JTAP
· SBC Knowledge Network Explorer
www.kn.pacbell.com/wired/vidconf/intro.html
An Introduction to Video Conferencing from SCB
· Teaching with Technology
www.powertolearn.com/articles/teaching_with_technology/video_conferencing_for_teaching_and_learning.shtml
Video Conferencing for Teaching & Learning article from Power to Learn
· LDTI Case Studies
www.icbl.hw.ac.uk/ltdi/vcstudies
Video Conferencing for Teaching & Learning online articles and information
· Conferencing Technology Guidelines
www.gla.ac.uk/lncs/main/video.htm
Video Conferencing Guidelines from the University of Glasgow
· Teleconferencing and Teaching
http://coehd.utsa.edu/users/pmcgee/teleconference.htm
Teleconferencing and Teaching from the University of Texas
15. Computer Related Storage Devices Knowledge.
Educators should understand and know how to use the following data storage devices: disks, CDs, USB drives, zip disks & DVDs. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
Diskettes
· Disabled Women's Network Ontario Computer Basics
http://dawn.thot.net/cd/135.html#2
Computer Basics - diskettes
· Hardware Basics: Inside the Box
www.cse.psu.edu/~domico/CMPSC101/Lecture-1.htm
Computer Hardware Basics - diskettes
· Formatting Diskettes
www.vertical-market.com/gui/W2_1099GUI/Formatting%20Diskettes.htm
Step by step guide to formatting diskettes
· How Floppy Disks Work
http://computer.howstuffworks.com/floppy-disk-drive.htm
How Stuff Works explains How Floppy Disks Work
CDs
· Cognigen PC Burning Basics
www.cognigen-pc.com/main/coop/default.aspx?Cid=1002
CD Burning Basics
· Creating your own CDs
www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/windows/xp/all/proddocs/en-us/creatingyourowncds.mspx
The Microsoft Networks guide to burning CDs
· Information on CD-ROM Drives
www.computerhope.com/help/cdrom.htm
Computer Hardware - CD Information
· PC Guide's About CD-ROM Drives
www.pcguide.com/ref/cd/index-c.html
CD-ROMs - The PC Guide
· Zip CDs User Manual
www.iomega.com/support/manuals/zipcda8x4x32/use_discs.html
Selecting and Using CDs.
· Making Data CDs
www.ivytech.edu/madison/hr/Instructions%20for%20Creating%20a%20CD.doc Making
Data CDs Using the Easy CD Creator
· Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:CDs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact_disc
CDs from Wikipedia
USB Drives
(also known as pen drives, flash drives, key chain drives, portable hard drives)
· SearchStorage.Com: Jump Drive
http://searchstorage.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid5_gci869057,00.html
Keychain Drive Information
· #1 Pen & Flash Drives
www.pen-flash-drives.com
Flash Drive Information
· How USB Ports Work
http://computer.howstuffworks.com/usb.htm
How USB Drives Work
· USB Floppy Disk Driver FAQs
www.yedata.com/support/floppydrives_faq.shtml
FAQ about USB Drives
· USB Hard Drive By Crazy PC
www.cluboverclocker.com/reviews/drives/flash_drives/q_usb_hd
USB Drive Information
· The MemoryGuide.com
www.the-memory-guide.com/usb-drive.html
USB Drives - A New Wave in PortableStorage
DVDs
· How DVDs Work
http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/dvd.htm
How Does a DVD Work? from How Stuff Works
· How It Works: DVD
www.pcworld.com/howto/article/0,aid,14697,00.asp
How Do DVDs Work? from PC World
· Sony DVD FAQs
www.sonyburners.com/faqs
DVDs FAQs
· Use DVDs for Archiving and Storage
www.datamind.co.uk/merchant/dvd_for%20storage_backup.htm
Use DVDs for Storage and Archiving from Datamind.co.uk
· KarbosGuide.com: DVDs
www.karbosguide.com/hardware/module4c3a.htm
DVD Media
Zip Disks
· Iomega's Home Page
www.iomega.com/na/landing.jsp
Zip Drive Information from iomega
· Zip Drive FAQs
http://phyweb.lbl.gov/compute/local_zip.html Zip Drive FAQ
· Zip: Q&A
www.amigau.com/zipdrives/aFAQ.html Zip Home - FAQ
16. Scanner Knowledge
Educators should know how to use a scanner and what OCR capacity is. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· A Few Scanning Tips
www.scantips.com
Scanning Tips by Wayne Fulton
· AARP: How to Use a Scanner
www.aarp.org/computers-howto/Articles/a2002-07-16-scan.html
How to Use a Scanner
· How do I Use a Scanner
www.bbc.co.uk/webwise/askbruce/articles/scancam/usescan_1.shtml
How to Use a Scanner by Ask Bruce
· Scanners
www.pcworldmalta.com/archive/iss44/scanners.htm
Scanner Information by PC World
· Scanning Tips for Beginners (and old pros, too)
http://aroundcny.com/technofile/texts/tec010503.html
Scanning Tips for Beginners
· Best Sites for OCR Scanners
www.discount-secrets.com/computer/scanners/ocr-scanner.htm
OCR Scanner Information.
· Secrets of…
www.secretsof.com/content/576
Secrets of Taming Computers - Scanners
17. PDAs Knowledge
Educators should now what a PDA is and who to use one. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Palm Web site
www.palmone.com/us/?siteRef=p1-xfer
· The Source for a Palm Powered World
www.palmgear.com
PalmGear's Web site
· Palm News and Information
www.handheldnews.com/category.asp?ObjectID=5421
Palm News for Beginners
· Real People Helping People: Palm Computing Devices
www.suite101.com/linkcategory.cfm/4239/5398
General Information on Palm Pilots
· Basic PDA Specs Explained
www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2003Jan/bpd20030103017997.htm
Basic PDA Information
· For PDA Users
http://scilib.ucsd.edu/bml/pda/intro.htm
Introduction for PDAs from UCSD
18. Deep Web Knowledge
Educators should know what the deep web is and how to use it as a resource tool. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· The Deep Web Directory
www.completeplanet.com
CompletePlanet's Deep Web search engine and site
· Internet Tutorial: The Deep Web
http://library.albany.edu/internet/deepweb.html
Deep Web Information from University Library at Albany NY
· Your Source for Deep Web Information
www.deepweb.com
The Deep Web Web site.
· Searching the Deep Web
www.deepwebtech.com
Deep Web Technologies Web site.
· Invisible Web Gets Deeper
www.searchenginewatch.com/sereport/article.php/2162871
Deep Web information from SearchEngineWatch.
· Doing it Deeper: The Deep Web
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/The%20Deep%20Web%20article1.doc
Article by L Turner from Black Hills State University
19. Educational Copyright Knowledge
Educators should understand the copyright issues related to education including multimedia and Web-based copyright issues. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· University of Washington Libraries: Copyright Information for Educators
www.lib.washington.edu/help/guides/copyright.html
Copyright Information for Educators.
· Internet School Library Media Center
http://falcon.jmu.edu/~ramseyil/copy.htm
Copyright for Educators portal
· Adventures of CyberBee
www.cyberbee.com/copyrt.html
Copyright with CyberBee
· West Valley College Library: Copyright
www.westvalley.edu/wvc/library/copyright-resources.html
Copyright Information for Educators
· University of Maryland University College: Information and Library Services
www.umuc.edu/library/copy.html
Copyright and Fair Use in the Classroom, on the Internet, and the World Wide Web
· PBS Teacher's Source
www.pbs.org/teachersource/copyright/copyright_ed_multi.shtm
Educational Multimedia
· Black Hills State University: Copyright Guidelines
www.bhsu.edu/education/edfaculty/lturner/Copyright%20Guidelines.htm
Copyright Guidelines portal
20. Computer Security Knowledge
Educators should know about basic computer security issues related to education. See the following Web sites for helpful information and tutorials.
· Computer World: The Need for Better Security
www.computerworld.com/securitytopics/security/story/0,10801,71714,00.html
Computer security concerns article from ComputerWorld
· Security 101: Security
www.secure101.net/security/security.htm
Security 101 A Basic Computer Security Resource for Educators
· Educational Cyber Playground: Security
www.edu-cyberpg.com/Technology/staffdr.html
Computer Security and Related Issues Portal
· Cisco Systems: Beginners Guide to Network Security
www.cisco.com/warp/public/cc/so/neso/sqso/beggu_pl.pdf
A Beginners Guide to Network Security
· A Beginners Guide to Wireless Security
www.governmentsecurity.org/articles/ABeginnersGuideToWirelessSecurity.php
A beginner's guide from GovernmentSecurity.org
· Computer and Network Security Introduction
www.comptechdoc.org/independent/security
An article by the Computer Technology Documentation Project
· Science & Technology Resources on the Internet
www.istl.org/02-fall/internet.html
Computer security article by Jane Kinkus, Purdue University

Best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend

2009-05-08T20:11:00.000-07:00

21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend...

1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting

2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.

3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it's more like cops.

4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's hot outside, but you can still huddle close when it's freezing.

5.Your parents usually like your best friend.

6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.

7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night or "guys only" night -- You're part of it!

8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.

9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on any occasion.

10.You can plan on still having a relationship with your best friend in 20 years.!

11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your best friend.

12.Your best friend won't be ma! d if you want some time alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.

13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble with; your boyfriend/girl! friend is someone you get in trouble with if you get in trouble.

14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere with your be! st friend.

15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.

16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and your best friend's relationship.

17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend is okay, no questions asked.

18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."

19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates for a new best friend.

20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think about your best friend.

2! 1. Your best friend is the first person you call when
you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.

Funny Essay about Indian Cow

2009-05-08T20:09:00.000-07:00

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]

Buying a Computer

2009-05-08T19:59:00.000-07:00

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will! I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all
the other words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money
with?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(((and the best line is)):::::::::::::
(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START"...
---------------

Funny Talk with Manager

2009-05-08T07:33:00.000-07:00
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

Never love a girl

2009-05-08T07:29:00.000-07:00
                                                        NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL....

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................

Exams funny

2009-05-08T07:17:00.000-07:00

                                        Why do students fail in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day??????

Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?????"

Funny Names

2009-05-08T07:09:00.000-07:00

IT Companys Full Names...just dont miss it....

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms ofIndia

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees .

20. SAP : Sab Admi Pareshan

Gabbar sends Kaalia

2009-05-07T21:24:00.000-07:00
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and starts shouting:

         "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar
          software?Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger] :
         "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
          Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
          liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?Koi naye
          programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh,Kaalia, tere sar par
          powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts laughing and says:
        "Ha ha ha... thakur ne phresers (Freshers)   ko liya ho ka.Hee hee ye log programming
karenge?
         In ko toe DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru :"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain,kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says :
        "jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server
         down ho gaya."
Now at GABBAR'S DEN.............................

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thein?"

Kaalia: " Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
          sake? Kya soch key aaye ho ? Gabbar bahoot
          khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur
          increment bhi?
Iski saza milegi...barobar milegi. "
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].
        "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa:"Chhey sarkaar. "

Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
         naainsaafi hai.
[logout -   logout - logout].
         Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga
         Kaalia?"

Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "Toe ab documentation kar ! Hee hee hee hey
haah."
Kaalia:Nahiiiiiiiiiii....@#$@%#. ! ! ! !....

SLIP OF TONGUE

2009-05-07T21:19:00.000-07:00

SLIP OF TONGUE

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh shit"

Keyboard Shortcuts

2009-05-06T17:32:00.000-07:00

100 Windows Keyboard Shortcuts
CTRL+C (Copy)
CTRL+X (Cut)
CTRL+V (Paste)
CTRL+Z (Undo)
DELETE (Delete)
SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
CTRL+A (Select all)
F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)
ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)
Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
F5 key (Update the active window)
BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
ESC (Cancel the current task)
SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)

Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts

CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
TAB (Move forward through the options)
SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
F1 key (Display Help)
F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)

Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts

Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)
Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)

Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts

Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)

Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts

END (Display the bottom of the active window)
HOME (Display the top of the active window)
NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)
NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)
NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)
LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)
RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)

Shortcut Keys for Character Map

After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)
LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)
UP ARROW (Move up one row)
DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)
PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)
PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)
HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)
END (Move to the end of the line)
CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)
CTRL+END (Move to the last character)
SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)

Microsoft Management Console (MMC) Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts

CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
CTRL+N (Open a new console)
CTRL+S (Save the open console)
CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
CTRL+W (Open a new window)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
ALT+F4 (Close the console)
ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
ALT+V (Display the View menu)
ALT+F (Display the File menu)
ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)
MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts
CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)
ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)

Remote Desktop Connection Navigation

CTRL+ALT+END (Open the m*cro$oft Windows NT Security dialog box)
ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)
ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)

Microsoft Internet Explorer Navigation

CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)
CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)
CTRL+W (Close the current window

Amazing Cricket Facts

2009-05-06T17:20:00.000-07:00
                                                           MISTRY IN CRICKET

                                                               CRICKET FACTS



                    HUGE LIST OF CRICKET FACTS THE KNOWABLE FACTS OF CRICKET

01. The first Indian cricketer to be kissed on a cricket pitch was Abbas Ali Baig.

02. Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi was the first captain to win all the five tosses in a Test series.

03. Mushtaq Mohammad of Pakistan is believed to use the reverse sweep shot for the first time.

04. Gundappa Vishwanath is the only cricketer to score a Double hundred on first class debut and a hundred on T est debut

05. Wasim Akram is the youngest cricketer to have captured 10 wickets in a Test match. He was only 18 years and 257 days when he did so against New Zealand in 1984-85.

06. Lee Germon of New Zealand is the only player in cricket history to make his Test debut as the captain of the national team.

07. The highest partenership for the opening wicket in Test cricket is 413 by Pankaj Roy and Vinoo Mankad of India.

08. On Januay 14, 1964, Bapu Nadakarni of India played in a Test match against Engalnd. He created a world record by bowling 21 successive maidens. Run at last was taken on the last ball of his 22nd over. Thus he did not give any run for 131 balls. By then, his figures read:- 32-27-05-0.

09. Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi created a world record when he captained India on 23rd of March 1962. He was 21 years and 77 days then. Thus he became the youngest captain in Test cricket.

10. Rodney Marsh of Australia holds an unique record of keeping to every delivery that Denis Lillie bowled in his entire career.

11. The first bowler to take a five wicket haul in a LOI (Limited Overs International) match was Denis Lillie of Australia. On June 7, 1974, He took 5/34 against Pakistan at Leeds.

12. The youngest centurion in LOIs is Shahid Afridi of Pakistan. He was only
17 years lod when he scored 102 against Sri Lanka at Nairobi.

13. Dr. Willium Gilbert Grace often known as W.G.Grace in cricketing cricles, is the only player to score 0 to 100 in first class cricket. He has got every score.

14. The most number of wickets in a single series is by Sydney Barnes of England. He took 49 wickets in a 5 Test series against South Africa in 1913-14.

15. The BOMBAY GYMKHANA Ground hosted the first ever cricket Test n India.

16. Jack Hobbs of England is the oldest player to score a Test century.

17. Allen Hill is the first man to take a catch in Test cricket.

18. The first player to get out LBW in LOIs was K.D.Walters of Australia and the bowler was Bob Woolmer of England.

19. Bill Mudroch of Australia was the first batsman to score a double century in Test cricket. He did so way back in 1884.

20. John Jamson of England faced the first ball of World Cup Cricket bowled by Madan Lal of India.
21. Geoffery Boycott of England faced the first ball of LOIs.

22. Roy Fredericks of West Indies hooked Denis Lillie of Australia for a six, but was out hitwicket in 1975 world cup.

23. Sachin Tendulkar of India is t he first victim of Third Umpire.

24. Fastest Century in a LOI is by Shahid Afridi of Pakistan against Sri Lanka at Nairobi. He scored 102 runs in a mere 37 balls. The knock included 11 sixes, the most todate.

25. Fastest Fifty in a LOI is by Sanath Jayasuriya who scored 50 runs in 17 balls.

26. Kapil Dev of India did not miss a single Test in his career spanning over 131 Test owing to injury.

27. Sajid Ali of Pakistan has an unique record of missing most LOIs before a comeback. He missed 154 LOIs.

28. The first substitue to do a stumping in cricket is N.C.Tufnell of South Africa. He did so against England in 1910.

29. Alex Tudor of Surrey was hit for 6,6,6,4,4,4,4,4 in an over by Andrew Flintoff of Lancashire. The over containing two no-balls totalled up to 38. This is a world record for the most runs in an over in First Class cricket.

30. Geoff Allott of New Zealand recorded the most unusual record. He batted for 101 minutes scoring a "DUCK". Thus he recorded the longest duck in Test cricket.

31. Rajeev Nayyar , the skipper of HImachal Pradesh batted for 1017 minutes recording the longest stay on wicket ever by a batsman. He did so against Jammu and Kashmir in 1999 season. He scored 271 runs during this stay.

32. The first ever International cricket match was rather alaramingly played between United States of America and Canada. The match took place on 25th September 1844.

33. Mark Ealham of England created a dubious world record while bowling against Zimbabwe in Kimberly, South Africa. He bowled a spell of 10-3-15-5. The unbelivable aspect of the spell was that he got all the victims LBW. Thus he became the first bowler to take five LBWs in an innings of a LOI.

34. Chris Cowdrey of England is the only player to take a wicket with his first ball in both the forms of cricket. In 1985 England tour to India, he bowled Mohammad Azharuddin at Nagpur and also Bowled Kapil Dev at Mumbai. The former in LOIs and the latter being in Tests.

35. Andy Roberts of West Indies is the only bowler to have bowled in three world cup finals.
36. Alfred Shaw bowled the first ball in Test cricket.

Amazing Facts Huge list

2009-05-05T21:16:00.000-07:00

                                        HERE ARE SOME OF THE AMAZING FACTS:

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf.

Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (a variety of the marijuana plant) paper

On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

"Taxi" is spelled exactly the same in English, French, German, Swedish, and Portuguese.

1 kg (2.2 pounds) of lemons contain more sugar than 1 kg of strawberries.

22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

90% of bird species are monogamous; only 3% of animals are.

90% of New York City cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants.

A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.

A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

A Cheetah at full speed takes strides of 8 meters.

A cockroaches favorite food is the glue on the back of stamps.

A cucumber is 96% water.

A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout.

A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.

A fish's memory span is 3 seconds

A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside

A hippopotamus can run faster than a man can.

A lions roar can be heard from five miles away.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length
A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.

A quarter of raw potato placed in each shoe at night will keep the leather soft and the shoes smelling fresh and clean.

A scientist who weighed people immediately before and after death concluded that the human soul weighs 21 gms

A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.

Abraham Lincoln had to go across the street to the War Department to get news from the battlefield because there was no telegraph in the White House.

Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House.

Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

Sites open through Airtel

2009-04-23T02:33:00.000-07:00
These sites open through Airtel and Also Any site with has HTTPS:// will open.

Gmail https://mail.google.com/mail/h/
Airtel Live http://10.5.45.107/wps/portal
Rediffmail http://mobile.rediff.com
DNS https://www.opendns.com/
VPN https://blacklogic.com/
HTTPS Proxy https://www.cakebird.com/
https://www.vtunnel.com/
CAD training https://eduregistration.graphisoft.com/
Surfing http://wap.google.com/gwt/n

Latest New Airtel GPRS Internet Connection for PC

2009-04-22T23:08:00.001-07:00
Nothing is Impossible (IMPOSSIBLE) says I AM Possible.

Hi Dude's Here is the Latest Airtel GPRS for PC Browsing

I saw so many Blogs and forums but all has out dated threads, Here i will show you how to connet and how to browse internet using Airtel GPRS.

Note : Read Catefully and then Success will touches Your Feet.Read the Thread carefully if not working again read untill You Success.

1. You Must Have Zero Balance Sim with Airtel Live Activated / other wise your balance will be detucted.For GPRS Activation Send ALIVE to 202 and for Setting Send LIVE to 2567
2. Must Have Mozilla Firefox
3. In firefox Address Bar type "ABOUT:CONFIG" and Enter withour cotation
4. In the Filter or Search Bar type "gen"
5. Double Click general.useragent.extra.firefox and Then Rename Firefox/xxxx to Husnalinfo
6. In window Right Click-->New-->String
7. Name as general.useragent.override and OK and Husnalinfo
8. Goto --> Tools--> Options -->Advance -->Network -->Setting and Click Manual Proxy
to 100.1.200.99 and Port 8080 Select for All protocols
9. Dail with Airtel profile if using PC suite then change APN : airtelfun.com
10. Type https://www.libertybell.biz or https://cakebird.com makesure HTTPS://
11. For Wap Sites Download these Firefox Addons
a) XHTML.xpi
b) WML.xpi
c) REDIRECTOR.xpi

Make a Bookmark http://wap.google.com/gwt/n for faster Browsing

If You have Any Doubts ask me I will Help You. Happy Browsing@@@@