Gabbar sends Kaalia

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and starts shouting:

         "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar
          software?Last date to kab ka nikal  gaya".

Thakur [with anger] :
         "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
          Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
          liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?Koi naye
          programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh,Kaalia, tere sar par
          powerbuilder chal raha hai."


Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts laughing and says:
        "Ha ha ha... thakur ne phresers (Freshers)   ko liya ho ka.Hee hee ye log programming
karenge?
         In ko toe DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru :"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain,kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says :
        "jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server
         down ho gaya."
Now at  GABBAR'S DEN.............................

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thein?"

Kaalia: " Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
          sake? Kya soch key aaye ho ? Gabbar bahoot
          khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur
          increment bhi? 
Iski saza milegi...barobar milegi. "
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. 
        "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa:"Chhey sarkaar. "

Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
         naainsaafi hai.
[logout  -   logout - logout].
         Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga
         Kaalia?"

Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "Toe ab documentation kar ! Hee hee hee hey
haah."
Kaalia:Nahiiiiiiiiiii....@#$@%#. ! ! ! !....