My favorite quots

Hi and Good Morning to all of U...Start ur Day with TOP 10 Heights...n have fun.
 
> > 1. What is height of Fashion?
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> > Dhoti with a zip
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> > 2. What is height of Secrecy?
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> > Offering blank visiting cards.
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> > 3. What is height of Activelaziness?
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> > Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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> > 4. What is height of Laziness?
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> > Adopting a child.
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> > 5. What is height of Craziness?
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> > Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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> > 6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
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> > Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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> > 7. What is height of Stupidity?
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> > A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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> > 8. What is height of Honesty?
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> > A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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> > 9. What is height of Suicide?
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> > A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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> > 10. What is height of De-hydration?
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> > A cow giving milk powder.