Never love a girl

                                                        NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL....
 
Never  marry  a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never  marry  a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never  marry  a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never  marry  a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never  marry  a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never  marry  a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never  marry   a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never  marry  a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never  marry  a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never  marry  a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY  

 
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................